I have lost 5 pounds in a week.

Who needs exercise! Pssh...

I don't even have an appetite now a day!!

If I keep this up, the rest of the 15 pounds should shed in a few weeks.

Looks like I have the first class ticket to reach heaven - thanks to an inattentive mind, tired eyes, failing reflexes, undependable limbs, and unwary central nervous system!

I'm going to ace that exam today!!!! woohoo!!!